Welcome to Man Reason!!! I was watching the FMC channel, Life After Film School, episode featuring Diablo Cody and they asked her a question about writing and she said, “Writing is not hard.” Then she said some other stuff, and I was like, finally someone who understands.
Brag-o-meterI started with top ten man reason fantasies, but that turn into a question, “Why are these the top ten man reason fantasies?” I had a talk with my celebrity friend that I can not mention his name yet about kissing and telling. This led me to what I am calling “The Brag-o-Meter.” The Brag-o-Meter is what level of “brag” you get for fulfilling these fantasies. So this is still the Top Ten Man Reason Fantasies Brag-o-Meter.
10. Athlete: Must be on the level of collegiate to professional. Cheerleaders are included in this group. The fantasy behind sleeping with an athlete is that they should be in shape, flexibility, and have a great body. Brag-o-Meter 40
9. Stripper: Professional only. No amateur. The thrill of just visiting a stripe club is the thought that one day you will be fulfilling an ultimate male fantasy. Your friends will congratulate you, while women will see you as sick for such an act. Strippers for an average man are as close to a porn star that they may be able to come in contact with. Strippers get paid by selling you the fantasy that they love you for you and not your money. To actually have sex in the champagne room, would make one feel that she really did love me for me and not for my money. Brag-o-meter 48.6
8. Your Friend’s Mom or Sister: Must have some parental duties and responsibilities to be considered a mother. A cougar mom would be a double whammy. Fantasy, spending the night at your friend’s house and your friend’s hot sister just happens to find you irresistible. The problem with this bragging right is that your friend may not be as excited as you for penetrating mother or his sister, but the other friends within your group will love the idea continually commenting, especially around the friend who’s mom or sister you sexed, about you sexing the mom or sister. Brag-o-meter 50
7. Professional: Doctor, nurses, cop, someone with a lot of schooling, or wears a uniform. They say girls love a guy in uniform, so do guys. Male fantasy, getting pulled over by a female cop, only to get out of a ticket by providing more than just license and registration. Why are nurse outfits so popular in sex shop? The fantasy is that while you lie in the bed, the nurse will come relieve your pain. Brag-o-meter 55
6. Boss: What extra benefit can you get when the boss has you as their personal sex puppet? Bragging rights within the office will be more appreciated with co-workers than people whom do not work with you. Though this to can lead to conflict especially if you do really start receiving extra benefits on the job. The fantasy is all based on power. The Boss who is control, losing control for you? You will feel like you are the boss instead. Brag-o-meter 60
5. Twins: Not at the same time, that is another fantasy. But if they are twins, is everything really the same? Bragging rights are high, especially if you get both at the same time, but for this bragging right I am talking about at two separate times. Not just two sisters. Twins. Remember the old Coors Light commercial where the singer always ends with “and twins!” Two is always better than one, especially two of the same kind. Brag-o-meter 79.5
4. Porn Star: This is supposed to be the most talented person at this art form. Porn is an art. Male fantasy is that this person gets paid to do this and so they should be the best at it. A lot of guys would say that they could not make this person their girlfriend, but that is a lie. Bragging rights are so high on this, and the only question you will ever receive about it is “how do you feel about other guys doing her?” Once you get over this jealous thing, then brag. Brag-o-Meter 80
3. Celebrity: Movie star, musician, news personality, etc. To be in this category one must be tabloid-ish, and have a presence on television. Typically these people are considered the most gorgeous, rich, and unattainable. To be able to tell your friends that you were with a celebrity is an achievement above achievements. Brag-o-Meter 85
2. Threesome: Second on the list. Imagine twins here together. Friends. Sisters. Strangers. Whatever the case two for one is always better than one on one. Even if it’s not at the same time lets say orgy style and/or switching, or swinging. They key to this fantasy is multiple partners at the same time together, or close enough. I’m not talking that you had sex with two different women in the same day. Brag rights are high on this one. It is ultimate male fantasy, almost. Brag-o-Meter 90
1. The Perfect Spouse: What I mean here is that your spouse is the ultimate fantasy if she allows you to live out your fantasies and/or participates in the fantasies also. Imagine the bragging rights you would have if your spouse said lets do a threesome with a stripper, or a foursome with twins. Or what if your spouse likes to role play and she dresses up as a cop, super hero, etc. This is the ultimate male fantasy because it is the most unobtainable fantasy on this list. Sure you could get a woman to dress up occasionally, and sure there are swingers in the world. Convincing your sweet innocent spouse to not only do those things and more is and maybe the hardest thing you will ever do. This is the ultimate fantasy because eventually most men want to be married, but the price of marriage is giving up all other women and sex. Married men like to say what their wife does or will not do. If you are able to say that your wife will do anything, then you will be the dominate male. Also a wife who is willing to do more sexually is always seen as more loving than a wife who doesn’t. Brag-o-meter 99.9
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