Brag-o-Meter

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My first postitorial was about how the newspaper is dead and how I was told to write a blog like I were writing for a journal or newspaper. Well I have always felt that you should write what you feel and don’t worry about styles and proper techniques. Just write and have fun. I write what is fun for me and write it how I fell. There isn’t a lot of rewrites here. Yes I check my spelling, but that is it. Welcome to Man Reason!!!

Brag-o-meter

I started with top ten man reason fantasies, but that turn into a question, “Why are these the top ten man reason fantasies?” I had a talk with my celebrity friend that I can not mention his name yet about kissing and telling. This led me to what I am calling “The Brag-o-Meter.” The Brag-o-Meter is what level of “brag” you get for fulfilling these fantasies. So this is still the Top Ten Man Reason Fantasies Brag-o-Meter.

10. Athlete: Must be on the level of collegiate to professional. Cheerleaders are included in this group. The fantasy behind sleeping with an athlete is that they should be in shape, flexibility, and have a great body. Brag-o-Meter 40

9. Stripper: Professional only. No amateur. The thrill of just visiting a stripe club is the thought that one day you will be fulfilling an ultimate male fantasy. Your friends will congratulate you, while women will see you as sick for such an act. Strippers for an average man are as close to a porn star that they may be able to come in contact with. Strippers get paid by selling you the fantasy that they love you for you and not your money. To actually have sex in the champagne room, would make one feel that she really did love me for me and not for my money. Brag-o-meter 48.6

8. Your Friend’s Mom or Sister: Must have some parental duties and responsibilities to be considered a mother. A cougar mom would be a double whammy. Fantasy, spending the night at your friend’s house and your friend’s hot sister just happens to find you irresistible. The problem with this bragging right is that your friend may not be as excited as you for penetrating mother or his sister, but the other friends within your group will love the idea continually commenting, especially around the friend who’s mom or sister you sexed, about you sexing the mom or sister. Brag-o-meter 50

7. Professional: Doctor, nurses, cop, someone with a lot of schooling, or wears a uniform. They say girls love a guy in uniform, so do guys. Male fantasy, getting pulled over by a female cop, only to get out of a ticket by providing more than just license and registration. Why are nurse outfits so popular in sex shop? The fantasy is that while you lie in the bed, the nurse will come relieve your pain. Brag-o-meter 55

6. Boss: What extra benefit can you get when the boss has you as their personal sex puppet? Bragging rights within the office will be more appreciated with co-workers than people whom do not work with you. Though this to can lead to conflict especially if you do really start receiving extra benefits on the job. The fantasy is all based on power. The Boss who is control, losing control for you? You will feel like you are the boss instead. Brag-o-meter 60

5. Twins: Not at the same time, that is another fantasy. But if they are twins, is everything really the same? Bragging rights are high, especially if you get both at the same time, but for this bragging right I am talking about at two separate times. Not just two sisters. Twins. Remember the old Coors Light commercial where the singer always ends with “and twins!” Two is always better than one, especially two of the same kind. Brag-o-meter 79.5

4. Porn Star: This is supposed to be the most talented person at this art form. Porn is an art. Male fantasy is that this person gets paid to do this and so they should be the best at it. A lot of guys would say that they could not make this person their girlfriend, but that is a lie. Bragging rights are so high on this, and the only question you will ever receive about it is “how do you feel about other guys doing her?” Once you get over this jealous thing, then brag. Brag-o-Meter 80

3. Celebrity: Movie star, musician, news personality, etc. To be in this category one must be tabloid-ish, and have a presence on television. Typically these people are considered the most gorgeous, rich, and unattainable. To be able to tell your friends that you were with a celebrity is an achievement above achievements. Brag-o-Meter 85

2. Threesome: Second on the list. Imagine twins here together. Friends. Sisters. Strangers. Whatever the case two for one is always better than one on one. Even if it’s not at the same time lets say orgy style and/or switching, or swinging. They key to this fantasy is multiple partners at the same time together, or close enough. I’m not talking that you had sex with two different women in the same day. Brag rights are high on this one. It is ultimate male fantasy, almost. Brag-o-Meter 90

1. The Perfect Spouse: What I mean here is that your spouse is the ultimate fantasy if she allows you to live out your fantasies and/or participates in the fantasies also. Imagine the bragging rights you would have if your spouse said lets do a threesome with a stripper, or a foursome with twins. Or what if your spouse likes to role play and she dresses up as a cop, super hero, etc. This is the ultimate male fantasy because it is the most unobtainable fantasy on this list. Sure you could get a woman to dress up occasionally, and sure there are swingers in the world. Convincing your sweet innocent spouse to not only do those things and more is and maybe the hardest thing you will ever do. This is the ultimate fantasy because eventually most men want to be married, but the price of marriage is giving up all other women and sex. Married men like to say what their wife does or will not do. If you are able to say that your wife will do anything, then you will be the dominate male. Also a wife who is willing to do more sexually is always seen as more loving than a wife who doesn’t. Brag-o-meter 99.9

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The Lion, the Smith, and the Hobo

Welcome to Man Reason!!! I haven’t gotten into the Man Reason's reasoning to why there is no such thing as “love.” Today, though while I was working on the “love” post, I started to think, “How long is a relationship?” Then I thought “how to know when your relationship is over.” I don’t mean like over to where you need to break up or divorce, I was thinking over like you are in a relationship by title but there is no relationship type activity happening in your relationship. Get it? No? Well, i'll post something about that one day. Today though i want to focus on your spouse leaving you and the three people that you could be left for.


There are three people that your spouse will leave you for. These people are called EX-ponents. “EX” because you will become the ex-spouse and “ponent” as in opponent. The EX-ponent is just that, your competition that will lead you from a relationship into single life again. To keep you from wondering why your spouse left you, the only thing you need to do is know who they left you for. Even if your spouse did not leave you for someone, believe me they did mentally. You were not the person your spouse needed you to be. Welcome to Man Reason!!!

The EX-ponent:

The Lion, the Smith, and the Hobo

The Hobo: This it the person who will treat your spouse worse than you. Crazy thing is your spouse will enjoy being treated worse. During their relationship, constant mention of how you treated your spouse will arise. The Hobo’s unwillingness to treat your ex-spouse any where close to how you treated them and unwillingness to care about the negative comparison to you is the Hobo’s most appealing asset to your ex-spouse. The Hobo is known for taking from your ex-spouse with little return, yet your ex-spouse will be more inclined to give without receiving even if this was a pervious problem in your relationship with your ex-spouse.

Pros: Room to grow and change. A Hobo is at the lowest level, it is possible in some cases of a Hobo to grow or be molded into some one better.

Cons: Refusal to grow. The same thing that could be seen as a possible positive is also the most negative aspect of the Hobo. They have opportunity to grow, but they normally choose not to. Convincing the Hobo to better themselves is a challenge that most are willing to take and fail miserably.

The Smith: Titled the Smith because Smith is a common name. Hence the Smith is the common male equal to you. This person does everything similar to you, has equal qualities, body features, etc. The Smith is the most common of all EX-ponents. Your spouse will leave you for someone believed to be a Lion, but in the end the will have the qualities of a Smith. The Smith is deceiving to that sense.

Pros: The Smith is a jack of all trades, this leads to the deception of Lion status. The Smith is able to have a long lasting relationship.

Cons: The Smith is an average guy. Well above the Hobo when it comes to goals, but well below the Lion when it comes to appeal. The Smith is marriage material but most will want the Smith to be more Lion-like causing problems within the relationship.

The Lion: The dominate male. Cocky to say the least. Powerful. Playboy. Rich. Womanizer. Debonair. Suave. Prince Charming. He is everything you are not and more. This is the dream guy of your spouse. If your spouse is to leave you for him, you wouldn’t even complain. The Lion has a romantic side and a bad guy side. He is the ultimate shape shifter depending on the woman. The Lion is the man kicking sand in your face on the beach.

Pros: The Lion is the ultimate guy. A relationship with the lion is what your spouse dreams of.

Cons: Due to the Lion’s massive appeal, he is hard to trust. The price of being wanted is trust issues. The Lion typically will have several unsuccessful relationships. In the end, in order for the Lion to have a meaningful relationship, he will conform into a Smith. Lions are trendy. Today’s Lion could be a rich guy, tomorrow that trend will a guy who is a thug. Once the Lion is out of style, he loses his appeal and becomes a Hobo.

The Lion, the Smith, and the Hobo

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Levels of Sexuality

Levels of Sexuality


My name is Mante. Don’t ask me how, but soon I learned why I am at this place of lust. Through gates of gold I entered and wandered amisely around, not alone but with others whom seemed as lost as I was. Their skin was fair, their actions were pure, but without a doubt we were all new here.

“Virgin?”

I turned to see a beautiful woman standing in front of me. To say she was a goddess would be an understatement, though she was dressed similarly to a Greek goddess.

“Excuse me?” I asked. “Um, I mean no,” I replied in a deep mannish voice. Whether she thought it was the truth or a lie I could not tell by her calm smile.

“Have you ever had sex outside?” she asked.

“Excuse me?”

“Have you ever had a threesome?” she continued.

“Wait a minute. Look, I like a fast woman and all but why are you asking all these questions?”

“Oh, I am sorry. Allow me to introduce you to your level of sexuality. I am your guide. We will journey each level until we find the appropriate one for you.”

With those words, my “guide” gestured toward a winding stair case. Here is where our journey begins.

Welcome to Man Reason!!! I have always wanted to write short stories, movie scripts, television shows, novels, plays, etc. This was my intro to my Levels of Sexuality. The idea was a Dante’s Inferno type story to explain different levels of sexuality. Welcome to Man Reason!!!

LEVELS OF SEXUALITY
Book 1

Strip away all clothes and morals, then how do you judge levels of sexuality? I pondered this and decided that the only way to judge how sexual you are is by what you are willing and able to do. The reason I chose this way to judge sexuality is because not all religions, societies, and beliefs are similar. In order to make them similar, I stripped those away, as well as clothes. Now we are all equal, but sexually we are not in the sense that I had to leave choice and ability.

In order to move up levels one must accomplish the goals set on each level. It is impossible to move backwards levels, even though one has the choice not to do the sexual acts that enable one to move up to new levels.

LEVELS

Virgin: Never experienced a physical sexual act. Someone on this level thinks continuously about sex but never acts on any sexual acts. The beginning of all fantasy thoughts begin here. To move up from this level one must have their first sexual experience then continue to have sexual experiences.

Average: An average person has basic sexual experience. This includes basic sexual positions, missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, etc. An average person will engage in oral, anal, and has sex toys typically used for masturbation and additional stimulation during sexual acts with partner. To move up from this level one must begin experimenting sexually, have multiple sexual partners at once, and begin participating in sexual fetishes.

Experimental: Someone who is experimental will take on multiple partners at once, experiment in orgies, engage in fetishes, and possibly experiment with their sexuality. To move up from this level one must lose all sexual restraints, have constant sex with the goal being to pleasure their partner/s completely.

Nympho: In order to move up one must not have any restraints sexually. Having multiple partners and having constant sex is the goal of someone on this level. To be on this level one takes pride in the fact of their sexual exploits, in being sexual experienced and sexually satisfying their partners. Someone on this level gains sexual gratification on a level higher than anyone after each sexual act. Most people on this level would be considered to have a sexual addict.

Book 1 Concluded....To be continued....

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