Drawing attention

Welcome to Man Reason!!! Well the first post from my phone went well. This is the second. There is some minor things that I need to work on, like why it posted the post before another post and not after and how to put a picture in it? Well this is my second try. So school is almost over and I am trying to figure out what happens afterwards. I have been here before for undergrad and things kind of didn't work out like they do in the movies. From my understanding, you are suppose to go to college, graduate, apply,interview, and get a job. From there find a woman, get married, have kids, and watch them grow, then die. Well that's not how it worked for me. All that is for another story though. Today I will be focusing on the art of drawing attention to yourself. See I went to a party and it triggered some thoughts in my head as I people watched. Each person attempted to draw attention to themselves but some were better than others. This lead me to the thought of "Top Ten Attention Seeking People." Welcome to Man Reason!!!

10. The drunk (the I'm always drunk person): the always drunk person is always drunk. That is their job. They drink and get drunk and then who knows what. They know that they are getting drunk and so does everyone else before they reach their destination. Eventually, this person either becomes a drunk or getting drunk gets old. Once that happens, this person becomes lost and has no identity.
9.  The alternative person: being different is the key to being alternative but by being different that kind of makes you the same. Sure you stand out outside ornament area where everyone is different than you, but amongst your peers, you look normal. 
8. The slutty girl: the girl with half her clothes off before she even gets to her destination. Once there she is making out with men and women, not really to get laid, all for just attention.
7. The playboy: when this guy walks in everyone notices. He is dressed to impress, well groomed, and has been pretty his whole life. Women want him and guys want to be him. A true pretty boy can just stand in one spot and get all the women at the party.
6. The dancer: by showing u can dance, allegedly that means you are good in bed, plus as a girl it is an easy attention grabber. This correlation of dancing and sex only pretains to certain styles of dancing, it does not apply to like a ballerina. Though if someone went to a party and started doing ballet, attention that person would receive. 
5. The thugs: there' s always the guy or girl in some cases who only came out to fight. I'm not talking about your typical thugs, the stereotype thugs, they can be seen a mile away. I'm talking the guy or girl that everytime they go out, they are angry for some reason. Why, who knows? They just are. These people show up every where, ball parks, parks, little league games, clubs, etc. There is always the person who wants to be tough.
4. The gay and lesbian: who knows how to draw attention to themselves better then the gays and lesbians? I'm talking about the flamboyant ones. You know the ones who are beyond "out of the closet." When other gay people say that you're too gay, then you are too gay. Gays and lesbian make their presence known.
3. The stuntman: there is always the guy at the party who can be dared to do anything. This guy does the stunts that are too dangerous for a normal sober person. Sometimes this stuntman pretends that he needs more to drink to do any stunt required of him, but that is a false statement. The additional liqour is an excuse for why he performed the stunt. Guaranteed peer acceptance unfortunately this guy doesn't get a lot of chicks because his stunts normally translate to stupidity.
2. The bride: the woman dressed in all white. This is her day. All eyes are on her. Ok, I don't really mean a bride in reality but I do mean the girl in white or bright colors. Easy to spot out in a crowd. Typically if u are wearing white, you ain't wearing much under it. Last thing you want is to have a white shirt and a black bra. As far as other colors, anything bright. Attention for sure to the girl in the bright yellow looking like Big Bird. The reason I call this person "the bride" is because a bride takes time to pick out her wedding dress. It has to be perfect. Most women take time to pick out their clothes that they are going to wear out. People wear what will get attention, hence a bride.
1. The guy with his shirt off: ok so who gets more attention than a bride? The guy who always takes his shit off. No one misses this guy. Seriously. There is always that one guy who takes his shirt off. Most of the time it is because he is muscular. Other times include the sweaty guy who needs his shirt to dry off, or doesn't want his shirt to get sweaty so he takes it off, or the over weight guy who takes his shirt off and jiggles his belly around. This is very noticeable especially at sporting events. Speaking of which, who can forget the tits with their shirts off and their bodies are painted? If a female would do this, she of course would gain a ton more attention, hence mardi gras and girls gone wild. Unfortunately for men, this doesn't happen enough and is not as "accepted" for women as it is for men.

Top Dog

Welcome to Man Reason!!!
So i have been gone for a while. Logical explanation, i've been educating myself and become a more successful individual. What really brought me back was one day i was checking my stats and i seen that i maybe hot over seas. Wow. I'm internationally known? An achievement i once had before when i was pursuing a music career. Now i am a legit blogger. It's all about the words man. Well lets get to the main focus.

Go on any porn site and you will see categories of all sorts, most importantly the categories that focus in the woman's ethnicity. Strangely, besides "black cock," there is hardly the same treatment toward the men. Well this got me thinking of what type of men, race wise, do women like and vice versa. Welcome to Man Reason Top Five Ethnic: Based on Sexual Preference. Welcome to Man Reason!!!
Men

Top Male Dog

5. Latin
Don't believe in the Latin Lover myth that is promoted by the media. Ask yourself when was the last time u seen a interracial couple and the man is Latin? Rarely outside predominately Latin areas. Yes, the guys are smooth and the stereotype must have some merit or it wouldn't be a stereotype but unfortunately lack of media exposure and the negative propaganda of illegal immigrants is killing these guys sexually.


4. Asian
Small Penis but will kick your ass. Yes these are stereotypes but as I said before the stereotype comes from somewhere. Where do these guys succeed, brains and money. These guys are the creators of the sex toys that you wish you had. Unfortunately once again, it's rare to see a interracial couple especially where the male is Asian.


3. Bi-racial
Ok, this really ain't fair. The growing number of bi-racial children are growing. These guys are stuck with choosing what race will they associate with most. Luckily for these guys, there are some very famous people at this present time who are bi-racial a.k.a Barack Obama and tiger woods. Who wouldn't want to bang the president of the united states? Also who didn't tiger woods bang? So these guys made the list and made being bi-racial a category I couldn't have on here.


2. Black men
What the hell? All the stereotypes associated with black males gains mire and more women for black males. I'm talking American black though. For a black male you are either an athlete, singer, rapper, or thug. For some reason even being a dead beat dad, no job having black man is seen as a prized jewel. Sadly being an established well spoken black male is looked down upon. No matter what type of black male you are though, the one stereotype that all will claim is the "big dick" stereotype. Side note, all black men do have big dick. This one stereotype gets 99% of black men sex outside of their race.


1. White men
White men are number one on my list because they control a couple of things: the media, the money, and the world. Fame fortune and power turn a lot of women on no matter what the race is. As black men predominately will date only certain races, white males have shown no hesitation is spreading their seed to all races on all continents. Years of ruling the world has its advantages. Flip through any magazine and the top sexist male more than likely will be a white male.

Top Female Dog


5. Bi-racial
There are several famous bi-racial women, unfortunately as a whole, you don't hear guys talking too much about how much they enjoy bi-racial women. The problem comes in that most men want one of the races that the woman is mixed with. There really isn't any bragging points for banging the bi-racial girl. Some have gained respect like a blackenese but others have not gained the sexual appeal.


4. Black women
I'm sorry my beautiful Nubian princess but it's time for a make over. The black girl with the big booty is like a cliche now. Your actually more surprised and disappointed if she doesn't have a butt. As a white woman can get away with not having a butt, it just doesn't go over that well with black women. On top of that, now the Latin women are coming much more curvier, and the growing "in" booty carrier is a white woman. My sistas are in great need.


3. Latin
Sexual with big butts. Move over black women. The thing that helps Latin women is the lack of negative stereotypes out there about them. The great thing about Latin women is their curves and how they move them. Not to mention every guys fantasy of having a woman of another nationality speak in their native tongue why love making. There are certain cliche saying that are involved sexually with women of a foreign tongue.


2. Asian
Two words: schoolgirl. Really that's one, but the Asian have a couple of things going for them, massage parlors and the other stereotypes about Asian women being very loyal and submissive. The explosion of mix Asian children most definitely came because of the wars. Purely my opinion, but it would be hard to argue.


1. White women
Who doesn't want to take a white woman and show her who's boss in the bedroom? The problem with white women is the fact that white men have been so suppressive to the other races. How else to exact revenge then to constantly sex their women? Secondly, white males focused on world domination have forsaken their duties as lovers to their women. What does a woman do then, go and find someone who will pay attention. On top of that the continuous media blitz of how white women have the perfect bodies and look and are highly sexual, adds to the mystique of the white woman.

In Conclusion

Ok, there will probably be a lot of people mad about this but i don't really care, it's just my man reasoning. I wrote this on the fly testing out an app that i downloaded from the android market. It's a blogger app. Wow. blogging on the go. No longer do i need my computer. Maybe i will become a better blogger now?

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